Beautification of the Congregation: December 2006

I got some of this...

And some of this...

so NYE is going to be like this...

Today is BORING AS HELL... but at least I didn't have to work my ass off...

Todays playlist:
Jesus and Mary Chain - Halfway to Crazy
Dim Stars - Baby Huey
Afghan Whigs - Anphetamines and Coffee
Suicide - Rocket USA
Home and Garden - Monkey Town
The Cure - Close to me
The Human League - Being Boiled
Sonic Youth - Part 2 (Koncertas Stan Brakhage Prisiminimui)
Robert Miles - Languages of Conscious Thought
Ulaim Az Zama Orchestra - Midday Shade
Dead Meadow - At Her Open Door
Sonic Youth - Contre Le Sexisme
Golden Birds - Things Don't Fall Apart
Hoover - Regulator Watts
Motorhead - Poison
Big Black - Bad Houses
Killing Joke - The Pandys Are Coming
Joy Division - She's Lost Control 12" mix
Pulp - Lipgloss
New Order - Age Of Consent
Heatmiser - Wake
Big Black - Racer X
The Birthday Party - Kiss Me Black
Stiff Little Fingers - Bloody Sunday
The Byrds - Universal Mind Decoder
Tom Verlaine - Lore
Tommy Bolin - Spacey Noodles
The Lonesome Organist - Lap Steel
The Monolith - Black Box Recorder
Corrosion Of Conformity - Clean My Wounds
The Birthday Party - Sonnys Burning
Fleetwood Mac - Underway
Neu! - Weissensee
Heldon - Jet Girl: I: In New York Or Paris, Equivalent / II: In South Bronx

Bailed on my bike last night thanks to my shitty chain popping. Miraculously i came out relatively unscathed, considering i ended up riding the bike sideways like a boogieboard on pavement. I'm just going to say at least now i completely understand why motorcyclists wear leather. I slid a solid 6-8 feet on my elbow and i don't even have a bruise. Other than going nipple surfing, I went to the khyber last night met up with one of my best friends, torie, whom i haven't seen IN A YEAR (that's ridiculous, but 3000 miles does that sort of thing.) anyways we got to catch up, and talk movies, told jokes, showed her BF, Corrado(sp?), some of the old hangs, and whatnot, then got pizza (lorenzo's, it fights the 'too drunk' off). Needless to say we had a blast. Now i'm slightly hung over at work, but the mailroom is not bad today (one more day, and its back to the desk!) but tonight we are going to get drunk and bang on the drums late at night (good plan right?)

this is neat....i guess

Crazy Chain Reaction Domino Thing

bunt cake.

Merry christmas and all that.

New snare drum on the way.

A bottle of portugese white wine.

Eagles won.

TOUGH SHITS

The van is now on the road.

add some sundamage and this is pretty close...

>;P - pukes

Ok so like I have been really busy splitting my time between work and drunkeness. Drunkeness won. Sobriety is a figment of my own imagination. So to recap the last 2 weeks... Beer, whiskey, practice, beer, sleep, work, beer, whiskey, weed, practice, beer, weed, sleep, work, weed, beer, practice, weed, beer, sleep, writing, work, sleep, practice, beer, practice, beer, promotion/work, shows/heavy drinking, strange beds, towed van, work, christmas party, wine/beer (bad combo), HANG OVER, work, whiskey, beer, weed, recording, work, Blog.
Funny story: Monday night John and I came home after excessive boozing (i don't really remember riding my bike home with him but...) John tried to lean his bike against his legs while he got his keys from his pocket. It fell over anyway and so did he, I tried to stop this all from happening and ended up ass first on the ground too. So here we are 12:15 at night drunk laying on the sidewalk outside our own house...hilariously pathetic

THINGS TO DO IN 2007!:
1.) Stop answering my phone (i am not as available as you might think)
2.) Get the internet at my house again (i need it for working)
3.) Get a serious girlfriend (one nighters aren't that fun...ok yes they are, but it gets old)
4.) Fuck you (you know who you are)
5.) stop trusting people completely (you too)
6.) record Tough Shits LP (soon my pretties)
7.) Quit smoking (we'll see)
8.) Tour (self explanitory)
9.) Take a shower (i took my 32nd shower this year yesterday)
10.) Slap you in the face (see #4)

Here is the new band faggots:

and here is a holiday video:

WEEKEND RECAP: Friday I went to a party with bad music. Saturday I got drunk really early and went to an early show at the Tritone which ruled! Here was the line up:

Live Not On Evil

Knuckel Drager

Exene Cervenka and the Original Sinners

Exene rules! She was in the band X from LA in the early 80's.
Anyway John came home from Europe so we smoked Hash from Amsterdam. Sunday I slept 15 hours and then stayed out until 6:30am. Rad!
PS I Missed videos last week so here is my all kids edition of weekly videos:

Talent

Genius

My new favorite commercial

LATER ON YOU JERKS!

OK so i posted almost every day this week goodie for me!
check it out:
this is pretty cool but the noise gets annoying...you might want to turn the sound down after a 10-15 seconds you'll get the idea...these patterns are being created by the soundwaves...

So i was going through my old posts checking links and that kind of shit and I found the show picks list from August 29, 2006. I only went to one of those shows. I just thought that was kind of funny...
PS: You can now comment on my posts i enabled it so that you don't have to be a member.
What else?
OH I lost at scrabble last night because I put the word "HERO" down with the "H" on a triple letter score...I had the letter "Z"
OH OH OH YEAH I DISCOVERED A NEW BAND! WELL, OLD BAND, BUT NEW TO ME! They rereleased the albums on Mute records this year here are links...

three chicks making cool noisey rocking

one of my favorite labels EVER!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why does my life rule so hard?!?!?!?!
(that was sarcasm in case you were wondering)
Here is a pic from the moustache party...

Here is a preview of TOUGH SHITS! (its just a practice demo)

RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE TARGET AS FUCKERS!

WEEKEND RECAP: THE REVEREND JAMES RULES! So I went to 2 parties this weekend. Friday was a moustache party where everyone including the girls had moustaches. Saturday I went to a Space jam that was less fun, but there are pictures HERE.
The rest of the weekend I was recording. I will post some of those songs this week. I will also be posting songs to the new Tough Shits songs to our myspace page. I missed fridays videos...

MARIO GETS HUMPED IN THE BUTT!